Yet another societal derelict proving anything and everything you come across on social media is about as real as Tyson vs. Paul. Moment of silence for the tier-3's.
Not the caliber of female I expect to see getting spitroasted in dimly lit 140p. Still, I got $7.00 that says she uses dipshit phrases like "fr" and "no cap" and "i'll kill you if I find you hiding in the backseat of my Toyota Prius again, mother fucker"
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ah, the old "nudist woman gives me her pussy on a public beach!" trick. A classic move, but one that needs more practice if it's going to give Limpin Larry enough motivation to erect the other half of his penis for her. #cialis bud. Look into it.
Sorry, but I'm not about to believe headlines from a website that unironically posts the full version of Lady of The Rings. The Tolkien disrespect is heinous.
Ya gotta respect the duo at the end willing to show their face. Because even attempting to hide their identity would be crossing the line, whereas doing "the Nutty Richard" behind a Rite Aid dumpster is considered acceptable behavior?
The Sasha Grey tag under this video made me think we were about to uncover something never seen before. Instead I was greeted with the kind of silicone tit job you can only get from a New Jersey deli butcher, and her merely spectating.
The true downside of marrying prostitutes from russiabride.com? Every wiener in a three-mile radius is using your 9-5 to unload some nut sac gazpacho on your significant other And don't even get me started on the ridiculous storage fees.
tbf, the only thing more nauseating than playing Only Up in VR would be waking up to another family member dive bombing without getting the green light first.
idk who she is. idc who she is. She should start decorating my Venmo with all kinds of pesos just for acknowledging these backwoods circus bozos even exist.
If anything this is worth watching for the C-level acting job done by Tunaboat Tommy and his goof fuck friend at the end. I've seen better presentations from dropouts of the Macho Man community College of Performing Arts. #oohyeah
Hopefully it's not the one smearing hepatitis all over auntie chaachee's uncovered floral print at [1:55]. That would just be embarrassing... and frankly, unforgivable.
She's kinda hot tbh. Too hot to be minute clinic'd by a guy that has replaced all of his vital meals with Soylent and avocados. I'm gonna have to request a full name.
That's definitely the face of a girl that has traded oral sex for a combo meal at Burger King more than once in her life. So, with absolutely zero evidence at my disposal I'm gonna go ahead and label this as authentic. Go with the fantasy.
A penis that probably needs it's own life boat, and an insanely high tolerance for pain. If there ever was an instructional video on why to lock the fucking door in public places, I'd declare these two just laid the groundwork for a mf'n sequel.
There's actually two clips here, so let me explain: It starts off with a few raised eyebrows, and ends with me wondering if we're being too harsh when it comes to Pakistani karaoke. I know that sentence makes no sense... but it will in a minute.
That 11-8 probably hits different when your floor manager acts like shucking his corn cob is a social activity. A note to all Burger King employees reading this: pls do not attempt. Chicken fries are all I have left to look forward to in this life.
500 pesos spent on a gUrLz tRiP... only to end up getting swarmed by the local freelance gynecologist. Something about the return on investment seems fucky.
Turns out 67,000 incestuous porn videos may have lied to us after all. Dare to make contact with your bloodline after the sun goes down in rural Alabama and this might be the Tales From the Crypt Halloween Special you walk in on. wut?
Let me tell you something about college campuses and the porn industry in the early 2000's/GGW era; It was the ECW of fornication. No rules, always had rabid audiences & going home with someone elses blood on you was a badge of honor.
Your average classic case of "that wasn't filmed in america because the bullets are still in her gun". Now if only our domestic enforcement put this much effort into Perks for Perps, we might get one of those societies everyone talks about.
